Late last year, I got a ringing endorsement from a mutual friend on this handsome fellow.  All seemed well early on in the dating dance, but soon phizzled and whilst it was certainly not an awful little fling, he didn't seem the most.......er......compatible.  So I asked my friend "Hey, friend - what was that all about, you fixin' me up with so-and-so," and she says "Oh, well I really wanted him to find a good woman to fix him."  And with that.......................

"Girl, I'm not your personal Brita water filter."